Txt-to-speech: the full dictionary for the teen-impaired: Part 2: G-L

Read part 1 of the multi-part series here: Txt-to-speech: the full dictionary for the teen-impired: Part 1:A-F

G

G2CU
Good to see you

G2G
Got to go

G2R
Got to run

G4C
Going for coffee

G9
Genius

Txt-to-speech: the full dictionary for the teen-impaired: Part 1 A-F

4 all u ppl who dnt know, i have pt tgthr a txt t4lk dxnary 4 u who r txtn impaired. this will giv u al the t4lk u need 2 know 2 txt in 2day's wrld. (don’t know what it means? Read on!)

A

ABT
About

ABT2
Meaning 'About to'

The n00b

Defining 'Noob'
Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are usually willing to learn and correct their mistakes. n00bs know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed.
Noobs are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect, and it's often hellishly funny, but I will refer to them as noobs.

My take: a vendetta on stupid people

I am surrounded by stupid people. Every day, I see them. At school, at the store, at *cough* home, their numbers keep growing exponentially every single day! These people are growing in power every day, expounding their stupid ideas opn the masses and converting more and more to their stupid "religion". They surround us, envelop us-and I am very much in danger of going under with them. You may think that this post is extremely subjective, and I am deeply sorry of I am offending anyone. If I am, you are most likely "one of them". Stop it.