Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Selfless Acts
Friday, April 16, 2010
Txt-to-speech: the full dictionary for the teen-impaired: Part 2: G-L
G
G2CU
Good to see you
G2G
Got to go
G2R
Got to run
G4C
Going for coffee
G9
Genius
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Txt-to-speech: the full dictionary for the teen-impaired: Part 1 A-F
4 all u ppl who dnt know, i have pt tgthr a txt t4lk dxnary 4 u who r txtn impaired. this will giv u al the t4lk u need 2 know 2 txt in 2day's wrld. (don’t know what it means? Read on!)
A
ABT
About
ABT2
Meaning 'About to'
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
The n00b
Defining 'Noob'
Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are usually willing to learn and correct their mistakes. n00bs know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed.
Noobs are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect, and it's often hellishly funny, but I will refer to them as noobs.
Monday, April 12, 2010
The Leash
Portable Apps
No. Naturally by just copying the folder in which these programs were stored did not allow me to run them from my flash drive (with the exception of Starcraft, simply because blizzard is awesome). This led me to thinking, for what reason do programs install over so many contorted and poorly named directories that it is simply impossible to find all of the files needed to run the program anywhere other than on the computer you have installed it on?
Money. Curse the economic incentive for screwing with my computer's innards. By making it difficult to back up games and other programs from your hard drive companies force you, if you like their program and are foolish enough not to make a backup image of your hard drive, to repurchase the program. Were this incentive not there programmers would likely write their software to remain in one directory.
This is my dream. I dream of a world where I can easily Ctrl + C and have my program on any machine I want. What, ye on the receiving end of this post, do you dream?
Friend or Fiend
I proceeded to go back to his profile where I finally got to see some pictures of him, and after a while I get the feeling that I was tricked by the hot surfer on the front of his profile when he actually looks like an old man who ate too many potato chips and watched too many hunting channels on TV. He just never got to up off his butt and went outside. It creeped me out to no extent. That was the one thing that made me click on the little button at the bottom of my screen and continue to shiver with an upset stomach. I deleted him form my friends.
The World of Violent Video Games
My take: a vendetta on stupid people
Writing Workshop 2010
People have a lot of opinions.
Mark Cox seems to have a great on-stage presence. I've enjoyed his engagement of the students and their perspectives. And the no wrong answers. He's been doing this for a long time. Do what you like, he emphasizes. I like to teach, and blogging is about writing what you like. Writing what you don't like doesn't last very long, even if you like writing.
Sage advice.
Fashion: Who Cares?
However, beauty varies with culture and location. In Mexico, bright colors are beautiful. In some parts of Africa, women elongate their necks by adding more and more rings to look beautiful. So, what is beauty to you? Answer that question, and you will have your own personal style. Don't worry about what other people think of you. If you feel beautiful you will be confident. Confident people are beautiful people.
So get out there, you! Discover yourself! Others will notice. . .
How I Fell In Love
I am in the world that the author takes me. The sounds I hear, the smells and experience are all of the authors. I become that character that they are writing. I experience what they are feeling, seeing, touching. I am what they create. I am blessed to be experience their art. Their mind is my escape.
Naming Characters (They are Your Babies)
So, I want more interesting names, the kind of names that will hook into my readers' heads and make them remember who my characters are.
I have plenty of sources for names. The phone book, of course, is a ready list of real names. Since I teach high school, I have class lists that go back for years. Some of the names are funny, like "Season Dees," or "Dusty Rhodes" (and his brother, Rocky). Some are cool sounding, like "Cheyenne Wells," or "Beau Trey."
One of my favorite place to find names is in the cemetery. I have to walk, of course, so I get the extra rush of blood to my head as I stroll among the stones, but I also get the moody, atmospheric feeling that is a part of the cemetery as I read about the "gone but not forgotten" and "father, husband and friend." I start to picture lives, and that's what I need to attach to a name.
My most reliable source for names, though, and the one I recommend to other writers, is a good baby name book. A baby name book will not only give me a gazillion choices, but will also tell me famous people in the past with that name, where the name came from, what the name means, how popular the name has been, etc.
My readers may not know all the information I gather, but I will, and that will make me write about that character even more convincingly.
After all, by characters are my babies.
When I'm not blogging here, I blog extensively at my own site on teaching, writing and how my teaching and writing are going at http://jimvanpelt.livejournal.com. You can see a table of contents of the writing related posts at http://jimvanpelt.livejournal.com/87625.html
Response to Lady Gaga
Her latest music video, Bad Romance, has been viewed millions of times on Youtube and is a hit song. But what is with the huge eyes and the 12 inch heels? It may not be apparent what she is trying to say, but there is a method to her madness. In an interview with her, she explains the story line of her video. See interview here.
Lady Gaga has made a commitment to be different, and she has certainly been the center of attention with it. Her exquisite fashion sense is definitely something different. The fame monster is something the public hasn't seen before, and it seems they want more!